Ahhhhh!!!!!

Now I know what's causing my hypokalemia!!! It's Coke!!! It all makes sense now after I read this article from BBC. An Aussie guy had severe hypokalemia from drinking tons of soda and another woman had the same case. I actually drink soda a lot, Coke in particular, and i drink it just like some other guy drinks water so I'm sure this is the cause of my recurring hypokalemia. I have an earlier post about it so yeah, now i guess i have to cut back on all that Coke and caffeine. Thanks to that BBC article i guess i could also cut back on eating bananas just to keep my potassium level up :D

Zalgo!!!

This Zalgo meme has gotten popular but like all meme's it's bound to fade away. BUT! There's money to be made for those who act fast.... Those movie execs should ride this wave purrrttty damn fast... I mean the movie's already in everyone's mind... Pretty single mom (PSM) being scared shitless by hordes of mindless zombie/squid-like people who chant "he's coming"...

scipt goes like this...
ZOMBIE SQUID (ZS) : "He Comes..."
PRETTY SINGLE MOM (PSM) : "Who? Who's Coming?"
ZS: Ahmm... Santa Claus? Who else Bitch? It's Zalgo!!!!
PSM: Ayeeeee!!!!!!!

Yeah, roughly like that, just keep repeating the scene... add some chainsaw wielding squid people for greater effect and BAM! you have a block buster/flop whatever. The good thing is the producers don't have to spend a lot on marketing since people are looking for it. *shrugs.

If anyone makes a movie from here on i want MY MONEY BITCH!!!